moonlandingwasfaked replied:

are you……. for fucking real????????? n-no thays just my gf’s name…… hello???????????? i’m so confused right now

some people have names?

omnonim:

alloravondoom:

i honestly have no words anon scalped me bald 

same energy

ddestr0yedd:

sweetbabyraysgourmetsauces:

bayoubastard:

sweetbabyraysgourmetsauces:

bayoubastard:

sweetbabyraysgourmetsauces:

bayoubastard:

sweetbabyraysgourmetsauces:

softecat:

sweetbabyraysgourmetsauces:

sweetbabyraysgourmetsauces:

I can’t think of a single Blizzard series that doesn’t have the big guy with a hook

gutterhob uses a lot of WoW models so that means i’m obligated to eventually include a big guy with a hook, maybe i’ll combine them all together 

starcraft has no hook characters, nor does diablo

Don’t ever question me again, insect

i dont understand any of this nerd shit but that last one got NO hooks

How dare you question me you insignificant bag of meat

NEITHER ONE OF THOSE ARE HOOKS

THATS NOT A HOOK THATS A HARPOON!!

A HARPOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A harpoon is a kind of hook you pantomime fucking buffoon

http://www.whalecraft.net/Harpoons.html

shit is heating up in the big dude holding a hook discourse

bumblebeebats:

Yesterday at work these two 12yo boys came through my line and i’m instantly like. oh Boy. Because solo children at a grocery store are always forces of chaos, good or bad

But thankfully these ones were totally pleasant, and when i asked if they wanted a receipt one of them pulled out a random fuckin receipt from his bag and asked “Do YOU???” and y’all, i lost my shit… What a power move. When will i ever be this funny

taurusfem:

me when i was a child who had a crush on a girl and didn’t understand it or know what to do with it: pulls a handful of grass from the ground and sprinkles it over her head

wlwriot:

wlwriot:

wlwriot:

Today I called a girl homophobic as a joke and she almost started crying

She said “my neighbors are a lesbian couple! I’m the least homophobic person you’ll ever meet”

I said “Kelsea I’m really sorry I hurt your feelings but I need you to know that homophobic people can have lesbian neighbors” and she just got even more distraught and said “I’ve been inside their house and I wasn’t even afraid or anything”

AFRAID OF WHAT??